Intro: F Am Bbm C F Do... do you remember back Am In middle school Bbm When my trunks fell down C At the pool F Everyone laughed Am Except for you Bbm You just let me hold you C In my bedroom F Our freshman year Am When Julie McKnight Bbm Dumped me because of C My overbite F I cried all night Am All over you Bbm You didn't seem to mind C My tears or my drool F Am I could always hold you tight Bbm C [ My favorite pillow ] F Am So soft so cool on your other side Bbm C [ My favorite pillow ] F Am In my eyes you've been nothing but classy Bbm C But everybody's saying you're nasty F Am Full of fungus it can't be true Bbm C Laden with bacteria, no, not you F But the thing that Am Did it did me in Bbm I learned you're full of C Dust mite excrement F And those dead skin cells Am May be mine Bbm But knowing what's in you C I can't sleep at night F Am We've been through both thick and thin Bbm C [ Because you are a pillow ] F Am It's hard to say this is the end Bbm C [ my favorite pillow ] F Am It's not me, it's definitely you Bbm C [ I'll get a new pillow ] F Am You are a body fluid sponge and we're through... Bbm C [ I'm getting a new you ]